I don’t know what this means but I like it.
Final day of voting for my shirt design on Threadless.
Please click and vote for it to become a real shirt if you haven’t yet.
Thank you all so much for your support, internet.
You goatee crazy fool!
Why didn’t you ever tell me you had a brother!?
And it’s the Tax Master guy! Your mom must be so proud!
this warning 
just makes me want to see this movie, MORE?
Marvel is making a movie of classic comic, “The Avengers” … ahh … I really don’t give a hoot. Especially because Thor is played by that mushed faced stoner dude, Chris Hemsworth, not THE only Thor I care about … Vincent D’Onofrio in “Adventures in Babysitting.”
Amanda Bynes!!! You scamp! You had me so scared when you announced via Twitter you were RETIRING from Show Business. I nearly cried myself to sleep every night watching “She’s the Man” and wondering about what could have been.
Thank goodness, TODAY, you announced (again via Twitter), that you’re UNRETIRED!
Phew. But seriously, Bynes, you’re kinda all over the place these days, so maybe go back to you’re roots and do some stand-up, I think these jokes could still hold up …
I saw on a fucking Hobbit on the god damn subway. How did I know it was a Hobber? Take a look at this fucking FOOT.
Look at the TOES on this thing!? WHO buys these things? Yes, they actually sell these weirdnesses… http://www.rei.com/product/798167
It literally hurt my feet to watch this guy walking “barefoot” on the subway … and also it made me puke and a get a tetanus shot just for good measure.
I just read a review for these sickies and a lady actually wrote this, “The best thing about these shoes is that you connect with the earth in a way that isn’t possible with other shoes. I have the confidence of a child to walk, run, scamper, jump, and dance around! I’m totally obsessed.”
Pukus Majorus.
I mean, seriously, Dr. Shvarts, you couldn’t pick a DIFFERENT specialty? You HAD to be a GASTROENTEROLOGIST, didn’t you? Being a pediatrician, just wasn’t funny enough for you, was it? Huh? Was it, Dr. A Shvarts? You should be ashamed of yourself. Uh oh, well this embarrassing, excuse me, I just shvarts-ed my pants.
THIS … bad.
It’s a sleeping bag. It’s a shark. It’s a sleeping-bag-shark.
Did you design this or something? Cause it makes me want to eat a fish instead of a burger. You’ve won today, cow, you’ve won today.
You trying to kill me or something? Like, did you have a conference call with KFC weeks ago and plan this whole thing? Because all I want right now is to take a walk, buy a Double Down at KFC and then finish if off with a Cheesecake Sandwich at IHOP.
